Sunday, July 30, 2006

Terra Hyperborea engrish

I heard from Some Place Else's Niko that there is a really psychedelic review of my CD out there. You can read it from here. This is total engrish. I think I should feel honored.

7 Comments:

Blogger Afagddu said...

Oh dear...'stream of consciousness' maybe?

8:03 pm  
Anonymous Korpinsilmä said...

Or maybe you need somekind of decryption code to read that...

Hilarious indeed.

8:52 pm  
Blogger hyperboreanmountain said...

TAPIO

you are my Visionary Brother
whose Heart is become his Will

you have the teeth that bite
beware they are sharp
you can really digest anything
even a lama's shit
and make it a part of your will

TAPIO!!!
TAPIO!!!
TAPIO!!!

fuck yeah! Tapio rocks a puma's butt!

TAPIOOO!!!

you have the hands that heal
they keep the mind still
and instill love and will
while reminding of what is
the crux of this shit

TAPIO!!!
TAPIO!!!

fuck yeah! A panther's paw he licks!

TAPIO!!!
TAPIO!!!

You are my special best friend. You can truly take a beating or two! That is why I like you!

TAPIO!!!

Out into the light
he sends a night
we sense the road as we
crawl in the dark
with our hungry dobermanns

ROARHHH!!!

rock on my Brother!
high five my special Friend!

Serials, better on computer parts!

9:45 pm  
Blogger Tapio Kotkavuori said...

In the case the review is going to be moved, here it is:

"review:
Hunting for the grotesque WEB paradise apparatus of the human body pill cruel emulator corpse feti streaming of the soul/gram made of retro-ADAM to the abolition world-codemaniacs of the terror fear cytoplasm that was send back out the technojunkies' era respiration-byte TAPIO KOTKAVUORI joint. Terra Hyperborea, the brain universe that compressed the acidHUMANIX infectious disease of TAPIO KOTKAVUORI's ultra machinary tragedy-ROM creature system to the murder-protocol of the biocapturism nerve cells reptilian HUB of a clone boy hacking. TAPIO KOTKAVUORI aspirate acid to the mass of flesh-modules of the hyperreal HIV scanners that turned on the living body junk feeling replicant murder-gimmick of the drug fetus of the trash sense ill-treatment of the corpse city".

I have learned that the reviewer, Kenji Siratori, is a japanise cyber-punk-writer. It figures :)

Scream Dracula scream!

11:10 pm  
Blogger Wooki said...

Note also the mentioned format of the album: "Pink Vinyl" - I'd like one of those too :-D

For those interested, there are also other (and bit less psychedelic) reviews of Terra Hyperborea stored to Gemina Stella News

10:59 am  
Anonymous Thuleia said...

Mie kävin tänään napsimassa sinun levysi Ostiumin hyllyltä.

Kirjoitin siitä pari sanaa journaliini ja armaan mieheni kommentin livautin mukaan salaa :)

http://thuleia.livejournal.com/

8:22 pm  
Blogger Tapio Kotkavuori said...

Thuleia - kiitos kommenteista ja linkistä! :-)

12:14 pm  

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