Coffee - you can sleep when you're dead!
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord; Recipe for coffee
I take my coffee and magic black
- Anonymous setian
Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as perfume.
- John Van Druten
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
- Sir James Mackintosh
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.
- Broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, Eagle, to Johnson Space Center, Houston (July 20, 1969 CE).
Picard always drank tea. Kirk always drank coffee. Any questions?